My friend Bri is pregnant. That means she will be having one of
these...
not one of these:
Got it? Good.
However, for the first few months it felt vaguely hamster-ish and even looked like a hamster on the ultrasound, but the doctors have assured her that she is having a human baby, not a small rodent. However, it is fun to tease her that she called her baby boy a hamster. It is what intelligent people call a joke. Right now she says that it feels like a
but I assure you she is not having one of those either.
[shakes head, wonders how he could have possibly raised two children]
[I try to imagine the conversation that must have taken place that led Mum to relay this information to me... and I bonk my head repeatedly against the nearest wall...]
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